"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass, gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, I’m gonna drive a big truck, I’m gonna rule this world, I’m gonna kick some ass, I’m gonna rise up, I’m gonna kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG, AND EAGLE!!"
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Charlie, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Charlie Goes America All Over Everbody’s Ass

Sometimes, if I’m having a really bad day, I’ll say this to myself and I instantly feel better.