Remember when Facebook was only for college kids? Man do I miss those days. They were such simpler times. You didn’t have to worry about compromising photos falling into employer’s hands, or bajillions of ridiculous status updates, or people becoming fans of things like sleep. Sometimes I login and just yearn for the days when it was friend requests and message notifications as opposed to the many event invitations for causes, quizzes, and games I just don’t care about. So call me a snob if you must, but I long for that bygone era…elitism be damned.