- Mason: Nah, five deaths is not a disaster.
- George: How many deaths is a disaster?
- Mason: More than five. Five’s bullshit.
- George: How many?
- Mason: 16 to 20, disaster; 21 and up, catastrophe; 8 to 15 is a calamity.
- Rube: 7 and under?
- Mason: That’s a crying shame.