January 2009
61 posts
Ryan Gosling Singing →
Seriously, he’s like perfect.
December 2008
22 posts
Awesome/Not Awesome Vol.III: Holiday Edition
You know what’s AWESOME…celebrating the holidays with family, friends, Robot Chicken and The Goonies.
You know what’s NOT AWESOME…celebrating the holidays with my Crazy Aunt Sally and her achievements in awkward conversation.
Glitter truly is the herpes of Arts & Crafts.
Alyssa: you know for a second there I wasn't entirely against OQ but now I hate her again
Alyssa: almost as much as I hate the LOL cats
Hannah: whoa
Hannah: I hate her WAY more than the lol cats
Alyssa: I think you seriously underestimate how much I hate the LOL cats then
EW HIMYM Pictures →
Oh NPH, I love you so much it hurts.
Awesome/Not Awesome Vol. 2
You know what’s AWESOME…it’s Friday, the last day of work before holiday and my bosses are giving me presents.
You know what’s NOT AWESOME…it’s Friday, the last day of work before holiday and my coworkers are sending me LOL cats.
James: Did you get anything from Ali H.?
Alyssa: no, remember lit=no love
James: Okay, sorry
Alyssa: also no glove=no love
James: HAHA...Very true, my friend
Alyssa: so basically I'm comparing the lit dept. to unprotected sex
James: Umm....isn't that what it is?
James: Like, everybody just assumed.
Alyssa: no, no that's EXACTLY what it is
James: I want to work there
Alyssa: I mean it's what I'm putting on my resume
“Now all I have left is this song in my chest/Your dishonesty helping me cope/I...”
– Alkaline Trio, Jaked on Green Beers
me: hey when you upload those inflatable pictures will you send copies to me?
me: I probably should have read that before I sent it
Best News I've Heard All Day...
They’re making a Tron 2! Do you know what this means?!?! That Jeff Bridges will once again be rocking that sweet, sweet suit! My mind has literally been blown. I love Tron; my emails used to have “You know what was a great movie? Tron.” at the bottom. I’m so excited that I don’t even know how to end this!
You know who also thought Tron was a great movie? Dave Eggers.
Switching to AM: Part Deux
Once again, it’s been a rip roaring morning of tuneage staying power running amuck all over my brain. So of course I just had to share:
6:30am Barry Manilow-Copacabana (you know it’s bound to be an interesting day when you wake up with Manilow)
7:15am Everything But The Girl-Missing
9:21am Alkaline Trio-Radio
11:11am Oh Christmas Tree (or for my German friends, O Tannenbaum)
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“It’s a truth universally acknowledged that more people get laid the day of...”
– Jacob, TWOP
Awesome/Not Awesome
You know what’s AWESOME…making enchiladas for your friends.
You know what’s NOT AWESOME…sitting in traffic for 2.5 hours on the 405 on a Saturday night waiting to deliver said enchiladas.
Plot-O-Matic →
aka Hours Upon Hours of Fun & Hilarity.
Have no fear all you people with no imagination (and those of us who are just incredibly bored), now you too have the ability to come up with a subpar genre movie. Hooray! Rejoice! Let’s make some bad decisions!
I Heart Google...
because it too recognizes the fact that Creed is the worst band in the world.
Andrew: i'm trying to create something for the Labyrinth kids, meets MGMT, meets psychedelic folk meets Rennaissance fair bitches...so it's a tough line to walk ya know? lol
me: hahahaha...yes, yes I do. we definitely don't want this turning into bolt.
Andrew: LOL...thank you so much for saying that, i wholeheartedly agree. bolt can go suck it.
“You used to be able to tell the difference between hipsters and homeless people....”
– Chuck Klosterman