March 2010
1 post
Do You Ever Wonder How You Can Make It Through The...
Like your underwear?
Just me then?
Ok.
January 2010
1 post
October 2009
2 posts
September 2009
12 posts
So...
Today I was driving down La Cineaga when I noticed a Croc sitting in the middle of the two way left hand turn lane- all muddy, decrepit, and alone. I thought to myself “Serves you right for being so stupid”. God, I hate those shoes; and NO, I don’t care how “comfortable” they are.
“I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass, gonna kick some ass in the...”
– Charlie, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Charlie Goes America All Over Everbody’s Ass
Sometimes, if I’m having a really bad day, I’ll say this to myself and I instantly feel better.
Another Dang Garfield Cartoon - Kate Beaton →
WatchCelebrity Jeopardy will forever be one of my favorite SNL skits…well that and Mr. Peepers.
beccalater:
Something Corporate - Drunk Girl
Keep Out
Remember when Facebook was only for college kids? Man do I miss those days. They were such simpler times. You didn’t have to worry about compromising photos falling into employer’s hands, or bajillions of ridiculous status updates, or people becoming fans of things like sleep. Sometimes I login and just yearn for the days when it was friend requests and message notifications as opposed...
August 2009
17 posts
I've been waiting- I've been waiting for this...
taylor182:
Everything is Alright | Motion City...
“I love how it makes me feel. It’s like my heart is trying to hug my brain!”
– Kenneth, from 30 Rock talking about the wonders of coffee and subsequently describing my weekday mornings.
twoyellowsequalred:
Queen - Somebody to Love
I...
“You turn up your music to hide the noise. Other people turn up their music to...”
– Lullaby, Chuck Palahniuk
Today Was A Good Day
You know what, this day has been pretty awesome so far. First I had enough time before work to stop for gas AND get donuts for the office (cos I’m spectacular like that). THEN when I arrive at work I find that our office manager has also gotten donuts for the office. THEN I find that the boss lady of our company has brought in cookies. THEN I find out that Say Anything will be performing at...
Alkaline Trio - Sorry About That
…And maybe...
July 2009
16 posts
The Blunder Years
I’m not sure why it happened but awhile ago I was talking to someone about middle school and how much I absolutely fucking hated it. I cannot think of a worse time in my personal history. I mean seventh grade on its own is pretty cringe-worthy but when you stack them all together, they add up to some times that were most definitely less than good. I know for a fact that I am not alone in...
Pinback-Penelope
This song is about his releasing...
“The same way you might look at your leg cut off at the knee and not feel...”
– Survivor, Chuck Palahniuk
Spam(1)
I love when my junk mail tries to trick me into thinking that I sent myself weird ads. Most of them are completely implausible but every once in ahwile I receive a winner, like today:
From: Me
Subject: Dirty Language Dictionary
Well played, Spam Bot, well played.
Creepy Crawlers
I do not have a problem with spiders. They do not scare me in any way, shape, or form. Hell I even enjoyed the movie Aracnaphobia at some point in time. But when I’m sitting on my bed, minding my own business, trying to sell my stuff on eBay and Mr. Spider decides to surprise air drop onto my keyboard, I do tend to freak out…which was the major self discovery I made last night.
carlovely:
sublime - waiting for my ruca
let’s...
“Good friend, for Jesus’ sake forbear, to dig the dust enclosed here....”
– Shakespeare’s Epitaph
Gives New Meaning...
“Merriam-Webster has announced its list of more than a hundred new words that they’ll be adding to the dictionary this year. Aside from some no-brainers (did people really walk around bemused, not knowing what a zip line or vlog was?), the list features such newly approved bon mots as frenemy (something passive-aggressive 14-year-old girls call each other), sock puppet (something dorks...
The Killers-A Dustland Fairytale
Now Cinderella...
The Truth About Lemmings...
They don’t really commit mass suicide. I apologize to all your future metaphors and insults that would have used this fact in verbal sparring. My condolences on your loss.
